OK...the response from most people on my last post is a verbal, "I agree but I'm playing ostrich". I just CAN'T think about it."
Well...understand that the following is intended in a spirit of love.
We are citizens of the United States of America. We are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We NEED to think about it. The Lord is at the helm. He's in charge here. He expects us to do our part, whatever that is, individually. Coming together will help us deal with this crisis that we are in. It will not go away by hiding. So let's come up with a plan. Maybe not a plan to change the world, but a plan to help and support one another. If we are prepared, we need not fear. Did you hear that? WE NEED NOT FEAR! So...WE SHALL NOT FEAR! Let's be prepared. Satan has a big enough hold on the "hearts of the people" market already. Let's not allow him to landlock our attitudes, our optimism or our hope.
Need some help?
Ok. Maybe we need something funny to help the cause. This was sent to me from Joanna Hickman. Mark and I laughed and laughed.
IF Dr. Seuss wrote the Book of Mormon:
Nephi: Of goodly parents I was born
I've never drunk, I've never sworn
This is Lehi, he's my dad
Laman, Lemuel, they are bad
And who is this? Why this is Sam.
Sam: Yes, this is Sam; Sam I am
Laman: That Sam I am, that Sam
I am I do not like that Sam I am
Sam: In a tent, my father dwelt
Laman: And it's so hot, I think I'll melt
Lemuel: Our father's brain is out of whack
Laman: Yeah, it's too hot, I 'm going back
Lehi: Then go and get the plates, my dear
Laman: On second thought, I'm staying here
Nephi: You said you'd leave and go away
Now all you want to do is stay?
Lemuel: That Nephi always gets his way
Laman: Here we are in this damp cave
Sam: We would not be here if you'd behave
Nephi: I will go and I will do
There's the angel, that's my cue
Laban's had too much to drink
Now he'll lose his head, I think
Nephi: Look what I found, a brother from the quorum
Sam: We will take him home, we will call him Zoram
Laman: Our gold and silver we have spent
I do not like it in this tent
Lemuel: I cannot read the Liahona
I must have drunk too much Corona
Laman: We hate it here, we have no lives
Lehi: Then go back to the city and get some wives
Lehi: A tree, a tree, I see a tree!!
The fruit is white, the fruit is free!
A floating building, could it be?
Why do they laugh and stare at me?
Laman, Lemuel, come and see!
Laman: We will not eat your precious fruit
Lemuel: We will not wear a tie and suit
Laman: We will not help you build your boat
Lemuel: We do not think that it will float
Laman: No not this boat, it will not float
Not even in a shallow moat
I do not care what Nephi wrote
Lemuel: We will not eat your fruit I say
Laman: We will not eat it on a tray
Lemuel: And we won't eat it in a tent
Not even if your clothes you rent
Laman: We'd rather have a can of spam
L&L: We will not eat it, Sam I am
Sam: You do not like it, so you say
Try it, try it, and you may
Try it and you may I say
Laman: Sam, if you will let us be,
We will try it, you will see
L&L: Say, we like this fruit of life
Sorry that we caused such strife
You've saved us from an awful jam
Thank you, thank you, Sam I am!
Ok. Now that you have had your laugh for the day...take a breath....
OOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Ok. Now...what can we do to prepare ourselves for the changes that are coming down the pipes? Food storage, spiritual storage, being a good citizen, write letters to our leaders, pray? I want to hear your ideas. It's either that or put up with 30 days worth of posts from me about how I intend to deal with it. And come on....do you REALLY want to listen to 30 days worth of rants from me? ;-)
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